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I have always been interested in religion:
God, Nun's, Jesus
Fathers and Sisters and Sons
A family:
of surveilers
of "I like to watch"ers.
God:
as a human-esque, slightly amorphous being. What does it mean to talk to an essence you have never met? What does it feel like to believe so wholeheartedly in something you learned through what is essentially, word of mouth, like an MLM? Can you find community there? Does it feel good to retained by a conglomerate? Do you get paid a salary or is it an hourly wage? Is it as possessive as it looks?
I tried to go into a church to get some answers, but it was closed. God has open hours And they are until 6pm, and closed on Tuesdays. How am I supposed to get a forehead kiss from Him if I sin on a Monday? Does God have a Google Calendar? Can I schedule a Zoom call?
Am I supposed to hack into the mainframe of His computer to get an appointment? Or will He give me the password? Is it the type of thing where we all have separate accounts? Is there a chat room I can log on to? Does God do A.M.A.s? Does Adam moderate the religious Discord just as he tended to the Garden? How will I ever know if I work a 9-5?
I tried to go on to r/howtogetintoheaven - Nothing came up. Do you think God did this on purpose so we would be forced onto his own personal platform? Can someone send me the link?
Do I stand on a stage and pray?
Is this what He wants from me?
To get down on my knees in the middle of a Cathedral, clasp my hands together like I am holding hands with a lover who is going off to sea, look out to the audience, standing room only, SOLD OUT, a announce my deepest deceptions?
Or do I only get on my knees inside of a confessional?
Please let me get on my knees for you inside of a confessional.
Oh baby, what I would give to tell you all of my fundamental sins in front of all of God.
Would He claim you and I then? Would His acquisitional nature win out? Or would God crumble at the site?
of a woman on her knees in front of another woman?
I am sure he has seen it, in his private browsing. "Eve and Mary: Secret Fingering Fest in the Garden (Adam watches)"
I imagine God, on a Tuesday, on His knees, watching girl-on-girl, hot husband, cuck porn on stage in the middle of the Cathedral begging for mercy. Except no one hears His cries.
The doors are locked to protect Himself from the wrath of the body that He has created.
After he finishes, god speaks to Forgiveness as if that is his god. (Exclusive) Forgiveness for h corporation. For his possessed. god moves, and he forgives himself.
I wonder if god knows about the long history of the Nun's relationship to Lesbianism. Or have The
Sisters hacked into his mainframe and buried that fact deep in the dark web where god fears to go?
As I stand outside of the locked Cathedral these very fears of god's rain, with giant drops, hard down on the asphalt, hard on my skin.
I imagine him thinking this is my punishment. This is how I repent. The painful drops of water stinging over and over again because god saw me love you.
Little does god know I like the stinging, the bite of the water reminding me of you, every droplet. Tonight I will call out to god and this time I really hope he is watching.